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Rocky
Rating: R-For violence and some language.
Disclaimer:
Characters and show are owned by JW and ME-unfortunately...Explains why the show
went down the toilet.
Feedback: As much as possible.
Notes:
Third in my B/F series. This is, of course, a teleplay and a follow up to "The
Good..." and "Changes". Read those. They're great and it'll help
to grasp some stuff that goes on here. The title is the name of a B/F site that
may or may not still be up and running. In the previous episode, the Dark Man's
name is Christopher Dean and tells Faith she can call him Dino. Well, since he's
in this episode, he'll go by Dino primarily with me as the writer-Elle, his sister,
will refer to him as Chris on occasion. Just like earlier, problems with formatting
in the messages/emails has forced me to put slashes in between dual column dialogue
blocks so people know who's saying what. You'll see what I mean here. Enjoy!Dedication:
Since I finished this on July 4-Independence Day-Thank You America for Being the
Greatest Country That Ever Existed! Happy Birthday!
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Summary:
Spike battles evil temptation with an old friend. Buffy and
Faith's "relationship" runs hot and cold. Dawn's having friendship issues
with Elle.
As Voiced By the Spirit of Undefeated Heavyweight Champion Rocky Marciano- Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy decided to screw over its fans by having Spike attempt to rape Buffy and then have Buffy pine after her attempted rapist less than a day later-this on a show supposedly about female empowerment-and then Spike got a soul for reasons that are still unknown since Spike was clearly duped on the screen via his constant usage of the word "BITCH" in reference to Buffy, yet ME felt it necessary to assert in interviews that Spike WANTED the soul out of love for Buffy. Now, the brilliant writer of this upcoming episode-despite being anti-ME and finding their claims to be pathetically loaded with bullshit-will adhere to their explanation for creative purposes.
Now that that's out of the way...Spike got a soul. He came back and was tortured by it. Buffy's conflicted emotionally, especially with Faith back. Buffy and Faith fought in numerous different ways, but seemed to make up and shared an intimate moment at Faith's old apartment. Dawn made friends with Elle, the new girl, but that went downhill once her brother was suspected of being a mass murderer. Spike and Xander did some sort of male bonding. There was absolutely ZERO Kennedy-allowing most of a nation to sleep peacefully that night, except many of those at The Cat's Meow. What can I say, the writer just HATES Kennedy. Oh well...
FADE IN
EXT. CEMETERY, EAST AREA - NIGHT
BUFFY and FAITH take on five VAMPS. Buffy lands several blows to Vamp 1 and stakes him. Faith does the same and stakes Vamp 2. Faith then takes on Vamp 3 as Buffy deals with Vamps 4 and 5. Buffy kicks Vamp 4 twice, kicking him into Vamp 5. As the Vamps stagger, Buffy launches herself at them.
Nearby spectating are SPIKE, DINO, and XANDER. Spike smokes a cigarette and drinks a beer; Dino eats popcorn; Xander peers through binoculars.
Buffy stakes Vamp 4 and gets into it with Vamp 5. Faith wails on Vamp 3. In total sync, Buffy and Faith hit their respective vamps with identical shots, push the Vamps so they're back-to-back, and slam their stakes in simultaneously. Through the dust, Buffy and Faith LAUGH and high-five.
FAITH Still got it.
BUFFY Can't lose it.
Dino and Xander applaud.
DINO XANDER Excellent. Magnificent. Beautiful. Pure, joyous, Four stars, two thumbs up, erotic battle in all its and a partridge and a pear dominate glory. God I tree. That was really missed this so much. something.
SPIKE (grumbling) Yeah, what they said.
DINO (to Xander) You were right--this IS better than actually slaying.
XANDER You should watch them train. Better than everything else in the universe...including porn. Basically it's what they just did with a pornographic subtext.
Spike angrily throws his beer away and walks off.
BUFFY (calling out) Spike.
Spike turns but keeps backpedaling.
SPIKE Don't need me so I'm gonna turn in. You know us vampires need our day- rest and all, what with the sun coming up.
FAITH It's barely past midnight.
SPIKE Exactly. Only 4 plus hours til I become sun-dried, put on the market, and sold to some demon- spawning demon or God forbid a vegetarian with an iron deficiency and a fetish for food-sex.
Buffy, Faith, and Dino stare in bewilderment. Xander takes some popcorn. Spike waves them off.
SPIKE Bollocks!
Spike turns and leaves. Buffy and Faith glance at each other.
XANDER Must be the British Ale.
Dino nods in agreement.
CUT TO:
EXT. CEMETERY, WEST AREA - NIGHT
Spike stalks along MUTTERING to himself.
SPIKE Bloody vomit-inducing slayer connection. Ooh, still got it. Aww, can't lose it. Bombastically shit-worthy IT. Damn IT. I don't have IT but she does and they do and I'm left to complain. Just can't compare.
FEMALE VOICE (OS) (British accent) What has my Spike so disturbed?
Spike halts and spins to find what looks like DRUSILLA. She grins psychotically and slowly approaches Spike who rolls his eyes.
SPIKE I'm not in the mood. As you so impressively observed, I'm DISTURBED! Doesn't make me any more susceptible to your mind games, so bugger off. Waste of time--yours and mine.
DRUSILLA Why would I invade my love's beautiful mind? That is reserved for those dastardly goody-goody bad people who want to kill us and keep us apart.
SPIKE So what--no physical form means you got no brain? I'm not in the mood.
DRUSILLA You're not happy to see me my dear, torturing hero?
Drusilla stops right in front of Spike. She raises her hand and strokes Spike's cheek--genuine contact. Spike's eyes widen.
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