ACT THREE
FADE UP
INT. SUMMERS HOUSE, WILLOW'S ROOM - NIGHT
Candles provide the light. Used spell materials are bunched in a circle. A bright, shiny ball of energy hovers near the door, sort of impatient. It's not going anywhere because Willow and Anya are making out on the floor. There's MOANING, hands touching everywhere. Willow pulls her lips away. Anya lavishes attention on Willow's neck.
WILLOW (weakly insistent) Anya. (pause) ANYA--we have to--we have to follow, find the girl, do our job.
ANYA (still necking) Must get rid of the horniness first.
WILLOW What about Buffy and Faith?
ANYA (popping her head up) Let 'em have their own sex!
Anya buries her face in Willows chest. Willow doesn't object.CUT TO:
EXT. STREET - NIGHT
Buffy, disgruntled, stands expectantly with Faith and Spike. Spike points at a building across the street.
SPIKE That one. Sheltered down below. Generally a primo hiding spot. Girl's got smarts. Of course, don't gotta be a genius to avoid you two.
Buffy's fist makes a beeline for Spike's face, but is intercepted by Faith's hand.
BUFFY Traitor.
FAITH He'll get his, babe.
BUFFY Don't call me that.
FAITH Whatever.
BUFFY (to Spike) You know what we can sense. If she's not the real deal, it's your arms and legs.
SPIKE Yeah yeah yeah. I'm confident enough to shake on that.
BUFFY I'm not touching you in any respectful manner.
Spike, exuding smarmy charm, turns to Faith.
FAITH I showered. (beat) All right, let's bust a move. I got plants to water at home.
Buffy rolls her eyes. She and Faith step into the street, but Spike stays put. Buffy and Faith notice.
FAITH "Bust a move" means move your ass!
SPIKE You need to see this for yourself. Without my influence. The truth will be revealed that way.
BUFFY If the truth is a room filled with bad guys ready to kill us.
SPIKE I'm doing you a favor!
FAITH One more won't hurt. We don't go in unless you do.
Spike stands firm, as do Buffy and Faith.
SPIKE (shaking his head) After all we've been through... CUT TO:
INT. HALLWAY/APARTMENT - MOMENTS LATER
The trio hit the bottom of the stairwell. Spike signals to keep quiet. Buffy grabs him by the coat.
BUFFY (quietly threatening) If you run, I'll know.
Spike slaps Buffy's hand away. He leads them down the hall to an unmarked door. Spike steps off to the side. Buffy moves to knock, but Faith stops her. Buffy gives her a quizzical look. Faith answers by moving to kick the door in. Buffy stops her. They argue silently, but adamantly. Spike's head lulls in disbelief. He steps forward and kicks the door in, then quickly jumps out of sight of the open doorway. Buffy and Faith quit arguing and peer into the apartment where the Female is motionless, a deer-in-the- headlights attitude. Buffy and Faith enter the apartment.
FEMALE Coulda knocked.
Buffy and Faith share a look.
FEMALE Xander rat me out?
Buffy and Faith share a longer, deeper look this time.
BUFFY (pointing at the phone) Call him. CUT TO:
INT. DEAN HOUSE, ELLE'S ROOM - NIGHT
Elle's still in bed, in the dark, same position as earlier. The door creaks open, a glimmer of light sneaking in. Angle on Elle's face. She knows someone is there and is not happy about it.
ELLE I'm sleeping.
Silence.
ELLE I'm not sleeping, but I want to be, so leave.
Silence. Elle grows impatient. Her eyes clamp shut in frustration, then shoot open. As she rolls over and leans upward:
ELLE Please, just...
Her voice is lost as she comes face to face with Dawn, cool calm and collected with an air of intensity.
DAWN ...go?
The burning desire in Dawn's eyes has Elle hypnotized. CUT TO:
INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT
So quiet you can actually hear the clock TICKING. Buffy and Faith hover a solid distance from where the Female sits on a couch.
FEMALE (waving at the open seats) Why don't you sit down. Unclench.
They don't move. Just stare with arms crossed.
FEMALE What in the freakin' hell did I do to you?!
BUFFY You were called!
FEMALE Something I take NO responsibility for! Which is probably what you say when asked about your hair color.
BUFFY (condescending) Sounds to me like yet another pathetic red-headed stepchild, neglected by the powers that be in favor of the real heroes.
FEMALE (to Faith) What the hell do you see in this bitch?
Faith is in no hurry to answer, irritating Buffy.
BUFFY You're not going to defend me?
FAITH Apparently bein' diplomatic ain't my strong suit.
Buffy grits her teeth. Spike swoops in theatrically.
SPIKE Are we gettin' this done anytime soon? I got a bloodbath to get to. (not-at-all seriously) Oh, my, did I say bloodbath? I meant BUBBLE bath.
Spike smirks. The slayers are stone cold.
SPIKE (jovial) Oh come on! Ditch the pms, it'll make the experience tolerable. I found the light--sporting the white cap.
FEMALE Allied with a vampire... I haven't been this nauseous since Mardi Gras.
BUFFY A morality play from the absentee slayer... gee, what do I say? Oh yeah--SHUT THE HELL UP!
Silence blankets the room. There's a lot of shifting and shuffling. No one wants to set off any of the others. After a while, FOOTSTEPS can barely be heard from the hall. Xander appears looking down at the door, unaware of who's inside.
XANDER As of this moment I am a door specialist. (looking up) Did you--
He stops at the sight of his spiritless friends and Spike.
XANDER --call me here for a reason.
The Female avoids eye contact. Buffy and Faith are disappointed. Xander struggles under the scrutiny. CUT TO:
INT. GILES' HOUSE - NIGHT
Giles compulsively documents the books he has in stock. He's maddened by his own little mystery. He pinches his nose and pounds his forehead on the coffee table, believing he's making a bigger deal of this than it should be. CUT TO:
INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT
Xander's getting grilled.
BUFFY So what's your next double-cross? "Failing" to warn us of a death trap?
XANDER I don't know why YOU'RE here. I'm here to see--my--fuckbuddy.
FEMALE (emphatic) Whoa there--sorry guy but I can't let such a blatant, disgusting lie be perpetuated. Just cop to the accusations.
XANDER I haven't been accused of anything.
SPIKE The double-cross! You're better off committing treason, at least you get a trial before gettin' the chair.
XANDER Okay, while I do respect everyone's point of view--excluding Spike's whose presence with three slayers is incomprehensible--I think taking a rational perspective of this situation would show... (darkly) ...that you all suck.
FAITH Christ X, this don't just LOOK unbelievably fuckin' bad, it FEELS unbelievably fuckin' bad and IS unbelievably fuckin' bad.
XANDER That's not overstating it?
BUFFY (shouting) You didn't tell us about her! It's hard to overstate intentionally hurting your friends.
XANDER So, what, as punishment I've been replaced by Spike? Mine aren't the only screwed-up priorities.
FAITH It's a temp thing ya pussy. We got major shit to deal with without worryin' about your fragile emotions leadin' to bullshit like this.
Xander ominously moves into Faith's personal space.
XANDER Watch your mouth you cunt-eating psycho slutbomb--Anya told me what you two did. If damage could be done, I'd beat the shit out of you for as long as Buffy fucked you last night.
Faith takes the heat with an icy exterior, holding Xander's scornful gaze. It's frightening for Buffy, has her on edge, fearful this will go too far. Spike slides over to Buffy.
SPIKE Make sure you fill me in on all the gossip I missed. Sounds righteous.
Buffy exhaustively shoves him. Faith and Xander are breathing with a dangerous calm. The Female gets up and zeroes in on leaving but Buffy gets in her path.
BUFFY Where do you think you're going?
FEMALE I get the distinct feeling this is family business. You stay, relax, fight, eat butter cookies--I'll go search for a passable life.
BUFFY You're a slayer--since "passable" is the best you can do, it'll take YEARS to achieve. I'm proof of that.
FEMALE I don't take orders from you. I'm bigger than you.
BUFFY I'm the senior slayer. This is my show, my town, I won't order you around but I'll assert my authority when necessary.
FEMALE And this is necessary?
BUFFY It's volatile, mainly because a holiday massacre is on the horizon and your help would be a big step in saving lots of lives. Yeah-- it's necessary.
A beat.
FEMALE (admiringly) Nice assertion of your authority. I guess that's why you're the leader... (off Faith) ...why she hammers your box with her own measure of authority...
SPIKE That's not why. You ever wanna hear the nasty kink--
Buffy punches Spike to quiet him. Everyone's attention is caught by a shrill SHRIEK. In the doorway is an enraged Anya, shooting a wilting glare at Buffy. A flushed and glowing Willow is next to Anya, acting too casual for her own good.
ANYA (screaming) Why must you insist on being better than everyone! God damn it, I HATE YOU!
Another SHRIEK. It's a group effort in seeming perplexed. Anya storms out. Willow hangs around, embarrassed. She bashfully waves goodbye and leaves.
SPIKE (murmuring) Speaking of "hammering the box"...
The break in action between Faith and Xander allows Buffy to jump in and push Xander towards the door.
BUFFY All right, we're gonna talk.
FAITH Hey--I ain't done with him!
XANDER And vice-versa--with a vengeance.
BUFFY No. This is a monumental crash waiting to happen. (off Xander; to the others) I'll deal with him while you three check out Spike's info. I don't have to warn you to be careful-- still, keep me on speed dial in case, not so surprisingly, Spike turns an evil trick.
SPIKE For the sake and welfare of the people, I won't take offense to that thinly veiled shot calling me a murder whore.
FAITH So we're doin' the heavy while you two work out your problems? An excuse to get rid of me? Fuckin' A!
BUFFY I didn't want to come in the first place, putting our livelihoods under Spike's direction. You insisted... you fucked Anya... so fuck off and do your job!
The trio head out. As they exit, Faith sends a fleeting look at Buffy. Buffy is soft and filled with regret, doing nothing to soothe Faith's resentment.
END
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